Water Management Expert Gifts

'Sure, you've led me to water, but no way you'll get me to drink it: It's polluted!'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

Criminal waste of water

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

"Well, the drought is over."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Cactus with Tap

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Septic Fields Forever.

"It was a professional hit..."

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

The Source of the Thames...

'We're de-salting water?'

"You finished with that bath water?"