Water Management Expert T-Shirts

'Sure, you've led me to water, but no way you'll get me to drink it: It's polluted!'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Criminal waste of water

Mine problems

Welsh water sewage

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

"Well, the drought is over."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"It was a professional hit..."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Cactus with Tap

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

The Source of the Thames...

'We're de-salting water?'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'