Water Management Wizard T-Shirts

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

A Hole in the Dike

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

"It's trickle down."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Boat Launch'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Welsh water sewage

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Criminal waste of water

"I can remember when water was just wet."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"Well, the drought is over."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'It's a new design to save water.'

Will work for clean water.