Water Quality Wizard T-Shirts

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We wish we could drink the water."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Mine problems

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Minnesota ground water

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Cleaning service on skates.

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'We're de-salting water?'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."