Water Quality Scientist T-Shirts

"We wish we could drink the water."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Criminal waste of water

Welsh water sewage

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Mine problems

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

UK sewage dumps

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Minnesota ground water

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Cactus with Tap

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"You finished with that bath water?"