Water Hazard Wizard T-Shirts

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"One More Swing."

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'We're de-salting water?'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

Golf course

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'