Water Hazard Wizard Gifts

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Moses parts water on the fairways.

The Water Diviner

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"One More Swing."

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

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