Watering Wizard Gifts

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Clown Gardening

"Who turned the pressure up?"

'Flower and water'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

I brake for worms

'We're de-salting water?'

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"So. . . you're back!"

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"