Watering Can Wizard Gifts

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"The usual, please."

Cleaning service on skates.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

The Water Diviner

I brake for worms

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'We're de-salting water?'

Coffee Coven

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"So. . . you're back!"

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"