Watering System Wizard Gifts

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

WiFi Signals

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

I got the raise

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

'Since we programmed all of Sousa's marches into their IPOD's, production is up 27%.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'We're having a meeting and it will not end until we find out why no work is getting done.'

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

The Water Diviner

'Apparently him being 108 and dead isn't sufficient reason for laying him off!'