Watering Can Warrior Gifts

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"I'm addicted to water."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Diver

When the water's colder than you thought...

Earth fish.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'