Water Woes Warrior Gifts

'That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver