Waterproof Wizard Gifts

"I'm glad my agent persuaded me to get flood insurance and keep all my important documents together."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Your father installed a security system.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"