Waterfall Wizard Gifts

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

Dog Walker

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

'We're de-salting water?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.