Water Wizards Gifts

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

D.I.Y

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm addicted to water."

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'They must be trash fish!'

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

The Water Diviner

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"Wow nice jump!"

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'