Water Wizards Pillows

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

D.I.Y

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

When the water's colder than you thought...

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'They must be trash fish!'

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

"Wow nice jump!"

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

'We're de-salting water?'

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

saving water

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.