Watercraft Wizard Pillows

'It's either some new form of wireless technology or just Jesus showing off again.'

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

D.I.Y

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Portfolio, 2011

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Boat Launch'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.