Watercraft Wizard Mugs

'It's either some new form of wireless technology or just Jesus showing off again.'

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

D.I.Y

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Emma Watson

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'