Water Jump Wizard Mugs

'...and try not to think about the water jump!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Wonder Woman!

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

The synchronized shower event.

Catch-22

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

Herd Nerds.

"Wow nice jump!"

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'We're de-salting water?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'