Waterworks Wizard Pillows

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

"And where does this one go to...?" "Teasmade."

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Reality home-improvement show.

Carpenter

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

'That inflammation's caused by splinters, Mr, Jenkins, I'd recommend switching to a diet of softer woods - say, pine or cedar,'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Making a birdbath.

Master Plumber

'We're de-salting water?'

saving water

'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.