Waterworks Wizard Prints

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

"And where does this one go to...?" "Teasmade."

Hoover Dam. And these controls open the dam's sluice gates. Draining wheels.

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Carpenter

Reality home-improvement show.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

'That inflammation's caused by splinters, Mr, Jenkins, I'd recommend switching to a diet of softer woods - say, pine or cedar,'

'We're de-salting water?'

Master Plumber

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Making a birdbath.

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

saving water

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.