Water Hazard Tactician T-Shirts

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

Office De-cluttering

"It was a professional hit..."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Water Feature 2006.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"One More Swing."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'Hey! Not fair!'

'Help me, I can't swim!' - 'Lots of people can't swim, why should I help YOU?'

Golf course

Gardening section in shop: Grow stuff or kill stuff.

Moon Vacuuming

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

Water Shortage.

"Those are my books on tidying up."

"Now to find a way outside!"

A golfer parts a water hazard, like Moses parted the Red Sea, in order to reach his golf ball.

'Sure, you've led me to water, but no way you'll get me to drink it: It's polluted!'

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

Sewage in UK rivers

"Tia Carmen, why do you get into these wiping frenzies?"

The Lost Golf Ball