Water Safety Advocate T-Shirts

'Son, it's time we had a talk about self confidence.'

'Help me, I can't swim!' - 'Lots of people can't swim, why should I help YOU?'

Life Belt stuck on Pier

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Stop Human Footing

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Criminal waste of water

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

The Threat to the Environment

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's a new design to save water.'

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Cactus with Tap

"It was a professional hit..."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'The greenest government ever?'

Flower steals water during a drought.

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Water Feature 2006.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'Keep your money - fix the water.'