Water Safety Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Bring your own inflatable.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Walking the Plank.

A family playing in the sea

Freddie's water

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

Rusk Assessment Form

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Work Safety - Chemicals.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Swimming Champion.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'