Sea Safety Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Watch it,Ralph.He's got a knife.'

451 Days Without An Accident

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

The Seahoover

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Victorian Royal Navy

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Wheeee...'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Laughing Gull Cottage

"Help us!!"