'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'
Maritime Safety Enthusiast T-Shirts
Dress them in maritime safety pride! Our T-shirts for safety enthusiasts feature witty slogans and nautical themes that humorously highlight their passion for maritime safety and seamanship.
Cutaway view of Ocean liner.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
"And you're certain these are accidents?"
Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
'You must be very proud Daphne.'
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
The Jolly Green Giant Squid
"Tell them we only have romaine!"
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'
On the brink.
'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'
"As I was only saying the other day..."
Baby on board.
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Captain steering house through flood.
Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed
"I don't do windows."
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
Sea weed harvest.
"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."
'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'
"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."
"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"
Sperm Whale.
Fish or Cut Bait
Lighthouse Beam.
'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'
'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'
Maritime Safety Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
Maritime Safety Enthusiast Mugs
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Maritime Safety Enthusiast Pillows
Browse our collection of pillows designed for maritime safety lovers, adding humor and comfort to their living or boating spaces.
Maritime Safety Enthusiast Prints
Find inspiring and amusing prints that celebrate maritime safety — an excellent gift or decor for any safety advocate’s space.