Maritime Safety Enthusiast Pillows

'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

On the brink.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Captain steering house through flood.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I don't do windows."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.