Sea Safety Enthusiast Pillows

'Watch it,Ralph.He's got a knife.'

451 Days Without An Accident

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

S.P.F. 1,000

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Who says I'm beached?'

Victorian Royal Navy

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Seahoover

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Wheeee...'