Surf Safety Enthusiast Pillows

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Surfing koala.

On the brink.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

S.P.F. 1,000

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.