Maritime Mishap Enthusiast T-Shirts

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Desert Island with CCTV.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Will you marry me?

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

Exempli Gratia.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

That Sinking Feeling