Sea Disaster Aficionado T-Shirts

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Volcanic ash...

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Victorian Royal Navy

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island with CCTV.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

News: Flash Floods

Pirate King!

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

The tide was out.

That Sinking Feeling

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'Petersen, you're fired!'