Natural Disaster Aficionado T-Shirts

'Crisis Management Training'

Volcanic ash...

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Earthquake scores

Natural Disasters

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Caution! Wet Floor.

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Alberta on fire

Where's the leak then?

Leaking washing machine.

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

Typical Taurus.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Souvenir of Iceland

"Engage! Your! Core!"