Natural Disaster Aficionado Pillows

'Crisis Management Training'

Volcanic ash...

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Earthquake scores

Natural Disasters

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

Leaking washing machine.

Alberta on fire

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Caution! Wet Floor.

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Where's the leak then?

'Darn! The wife is gonna kill me for not reading the label.'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

Typical Taurus.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.