Natural Disaster Geek Pillows

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Volcanic ash...

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Hurricane damage to trees

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

News: Flash Floods

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Flood Rescues

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Where's the leak then?

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Alberta on fire

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

Twisters

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Hurricanes. We just suffered through the first "once-every-500-years" hurricane since the last "once-every-500-years" hurricane that happened just 12 years ago. My heart goes out to everyone who lost someone or something. And it also goes out to hurricanes like Harvey and Katrina, because this means war. Mother nature picked on the wrong species. Not sure who's worse: Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, or Sadie Cohen. Wait ... she has a