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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Hurricane damage to trees

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Where's the leak then?

Flood Rescues

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Alberta on fire

Twisters

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'