Disaster Aficionados Pillows

"Today I'm so tired! There was an earthquake during my shift."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Volcanic ash...

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Got it!"

Heavenwood

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Caution! Wet Floor.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

'Apparently he's big in Japan...'

"Well, we didn't get the new flood barrier!"

Castaway's bad luck.

Local Weather: There are no tsunamis predicted for your area...

Desert Island with quicksand.

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"