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'It was either an earthquake or another paradigm shift.'

"I begged him to get help."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Volcanic ash...

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Hurricane damage to trees

Emergency Underpants

Disasters

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Flood Rescues

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'