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FEMA: 'You think he even knows it's empty?'

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Volcanic ash...

Paramedics.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'It's the plumber ... '

Natural Disaster This Way...

Where's the leak then?

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Alberta on fire

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

Mother Nature

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Pizza Alarm.