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'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

Sinking Oil Tanker

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

Natural Disaster This Way...

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Flood Rescues

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Where's the leak then?

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

Alberta on fire

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

"Kamala's first act of disaster relief"

It's Who We Are.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.