Disaster Management Aficionado Gifts

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

Natural Disaster This Way...

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Where's the leak then?

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Flood Rescues

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Alberta on fire

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

10/03/17 14:03

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.