Disaster Management Enthusiast Gifts

Oil Spill Blame.

Cork in the top of a volcano.

Natural Disaster This Way...

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

News: Flash Floods

"Got it!"

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Where's the leak then?

Alberta on fire

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

If Noah Had Been a Member of FEMA.

"Kamala's first act of disaster relief"

It's Who We Are.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

First Katrina, then oil spills. What's next, a plague of locusts?

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'