Disaster Response Enthusiast T-Shirts

'That's F-E-M-A!' Rebuilding New Orleans.

Natural Disasters

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Paramedics.

California fires and Coronavirus

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Natural Disaster This Way...

'It's the plumber ... '

Where's the leak then?

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Alberta on fire

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

"Engage! Your! Core!"

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

Souvenir of Iceland

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"I'm sorry, all the emergency services are busy at the moment - please hold."

'And now the last minute report just handed to me ... The dam has broken! Head for the hills!'

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

Pizza Alarm.