Disaster Preparedness Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Emergency Underpants

Hurricane damage to trees

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Where's the leak then?

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Flood Rescues

Alberta on fire

Break Glass and Pull in the Event of Flaccid Pecs

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Quiet! I want to hear the weather report!'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

"What do you mean, 'the flooding doesn't look too bad in this photo'?... I'm standing on top of the number 47 bus!"

Help on the Way