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The queue for gas in New York.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Emergency Underpants

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Helicopter Rescues.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Water Drop with a Surprise