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Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Race for Life

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Water Drop with a Surprise

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"