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Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

First aid departments

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Emergency Underpants

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"My God, now what?"

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I've got a pulse!"

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."