Emergency Response Aficionado T-Shirts

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Target

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Pizza Alarm.

Natural Disasters

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'