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'Try not to move.'

"Hello? Is it 911?"

'If that's your attitude, sir, you should never have elected to sit by the emergency exit.'

After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

'...If the condition continues for more than five hours, call 911.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Paramedics.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"He fought like hell."