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Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

First Aid Box

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Hospital Visit

'Next.'

CLEAR!

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'