Emergency Room Aficionado Gifts

Emergency box has playing cards for non-emergencies.

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

First Aid Box

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

Paramedics.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Oh - It's you.'

CLEAR!

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Next.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Hospital Visit

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

"He fought like hell."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."